Can’t even pick a paint colour right these days!
Capt. Kneesup
16th May 2023
I’m going to keep this brief this week largely because we are awash with sport. We have the US PGA Championship, The Italian GP, the
The Master 2023
Capt. Kneesup
3rd April 2023
I think we managed to get away with the weekend’s tips, showing a tiny profit, despite not having the winner of the Lincoln. Meanwhile, the
The snow-free Players Championship
Capt. Kneesup
8th March 2023
As King Wenceslaus pops his snow shoes on, and sends some kid off to get the kindling, the snow continues to fall and lies deep
There are bad times just around the corner..
Capt. Kneesup
16th February 2023
I was minded of Noel Coward’s lyrics this week, when I received a red flag from my Interweb security system, alerting me to a sustained
It was the best of times… but it was no longer the Aga of reason
Capt. Kneesup
12th July 2022
In the Shires, Tory women are already preparing in their six-oven Agas the cakes and biscuits consumed during the hustings, as Rishi and whoever turns
Bad Manners, The US Open and Royal Ascot Day 1.
Capt. Kneesup
13th June 2022
In the midst of all the Ascot preparations, the thinking, the calculations, the decisiveness and confidence, sadly coupled with the loss of all value perceptions
No Nay Never No More
Capt. Kneesup
19th May 2022
I know – for one brief joyous moment you thought there would be no more from Kneesup. No, I will probably take a break for
The FA Cup, Golf and The Lockinge
Capt. Kneesup
13th May 2022
They’re racing early tomorrow because of the FA Cup. For some reason, I had it in my head that the Cup was next weekend and
You’re not allowed to say boo to the Goose
Capt. Kneesup
6th April 2022
Editorial Note: No people died from Covid in the writing of this article and the author has recently tested negative – again. Even as Thor’s
The Cheltenham Question
Capt. Kneesup
11th March 2022
I had a jolly Fish and Chip supper at a local pub last night with my old friend The FinTech Brain, and while inventing a
I’m too lethargic for ennui
Capt. Kneesup
25th September 2021
Something is amiss in the life of Kneesup. I have been trying to become enthused by The Ryder Cup, and the probable massacre by the
A Himalayan Sandwich? Or is it a Sand Wedge in the Himalayas?
Capt. Kneesup
13th July 2021
One of the nicest links courses in England, Royal St Georges, beckons Darren Clarke’s inheritors back to its comfort and largesse, ten years after the
Sunday Brunch
Capt. Kneesup
20th June 2021
I owe you all a huge apology. I was so wrapped up in the whole stick-in-tonsils-swizzle-test thing that I forgot myself. The Drowning and the
USPGA
Capt. Kneesup
20th May 2021
The first round gets underway in about an hour, and you would have had this sooner, but I fell into bad company yesterday at that
The Masters 2021
Capt. Kneesup
6th April 2021
I know it only seems like six months ago, (it was), that the Augusta National Golf Club gave the Green Jacket to Dustin Johnson and,
PGA Players Championship – DeChambeau kept in bounds
Capt. Kneesup
10th March 2021
The Arnold Palmer Invitational last week saw, Bryson DeChambeau under extreme scrutiny, having threatened to cut corners on Bay Hill’s Par 5 sixth, by driving
The US Masters 2020
Capt. Kneesup
10th November 2020
There is something incredibly beautiful about Augusta National Golf Club on TV – albeit that this year the competition is almost seven months late. We
All of Ayr, some of Newbury and decent Golf
Capt. Kneesup
18th September 2020
A very decent start to the USGA Open and the course appears to have been far kinder than anticipated. We have a brace sharing second
Another Massacre or a simple game of Golf?
Capt. Kneesup
16th September 2020
Tomorrow sees the start of the 120th US Open at Winged Foot. The course is notoriously difficult, and if you’re expecting to see the world’s
Whoops – but please don’t cancel me.
Capt. Kneesup
19th July 2020
Now and then one steps out into the bright light of day and steps straight into a pile of the very worst sort of ordure
